Corrupt-a-wish

[Gentu]

Granted but it only works one time

I wish to be able to speak every language

[whiskey]

Granted, but for every 5 words you speak in a single language consecutively, another word that is highly offensive in said language is added. You cannot control this and you may or may not be assaulted for your rudeness.

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish.

[Wast]

Granted, I did it (:

I wish I could switch gravity whenever I want to

[Dspong]

Granted but you take fall damage.

I wish I could make people feel special and happy.

[JungleJimmy]

Granted but it gives you depression.

I wish I have a job irl.

[Abdullah1441]

Granted but it gives you depression.

I wish I have a job irl.

Granted, but all of your customers are just a bunch of Karens.

I wish for life to return to normal.

[Minho]

granted but your friends dont want to see you

i wish for a new car

[August.]

granted but your friends dont want to see you

i wish for a new car

Granted, but it's a car which is recalled and must be returned immediately as a result of legal issues and safety problems from the reason it was recalled >:] Vroom vroom
sorry minho ily

I wish I was more motivated to practice my hobbies.

[Joeyaudi1]

Granted, but it's a car which is recalled and must be returned immediately as a result of legal issues and safety problems from the reason it was recalled >:] Vroom vroom
sorry minho ily

I wish I was more motivated to practice my hobbies.

Granted, but you will never succeed in any of them.

I wish that wishes aren't called wishes.

[August.]

Granted, but you will never succeed in any of them.

I wish that wishes aren't called wishes.

Granted, but now they're just curses.

I wish that I had 20/20 vision.