
Originally Posted by
rorriM
Once upon a time, in the mystical land of graal online era, lived a bodaciously handsome dude, named rorriM.
One day, rorriM was popping a cap on some poor noob, when he received an epiphany. The God of graal, higbey, gave him a vision. rorriM had to go to a dangerous, and destructed wasteland, known as graal online zone. Although rorriM knew not what lay ahead for him there. Upon reaching zone, rorriM found a poor old lady, making some flowers so she could afford a new high tech laser assault rifle. She told him that what he was searching for, lie hidden in the secret mountains. She said this secret mission was secretly a secretive secret, and that he must keep it a secret, or he will meet an awful fate.rorriM, being an immensely sexy hunk of man, accepted the tubular challenge. It was no surprise when he arrived at the secret mountains in record time. There he fought 3 monsters. The first one was known as ghettoicedtea, who's special ability was starting flame wars. The second monsters name was yogy, whom had the special ability of crushing people at events. The final monster, known as xor, had the legendary sword of ten thousand hats.
They all gave rorriM a tough fight, but in the end, rorriM was able to defeat them using his sword of pixel awesomeness. After he did this, a girl appeared. She asked why he was here, and he said because an old lady told him to. Then suddenly a black hope appeared, sucking in rorriM. The last thing he heard was the girl saying
"It was a secret, you weren't supposed to tell anyone."
Then rorriM awoke in a seeming hellish place, where every time you say something it turns into a flame war.
The place he woke up in?
Graalians.com
The end