Corrupt-a-wish

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Originally Posted by olive6661

Granted. But its in an old rusty Cessna.

I wish I was a CEO.

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Granted, but you're the CEO of a company that produces nothing but renaissance armor helmets for teenage boys aged 12-13.

I wish my room wasn't so messy.

Granted, but now you have no room

I wish I continued excising

granted. nut you kept gaining weight

I WISH i could get unlimited wifi where ever i went

Granted, but it's super super super slow.
I wish for christmas to happen early.

granted. but it delays next years xmas

i wish i could travel through space

Granted, but you didn't have a helmet.
I wish uploading images wasn't broken.

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Originally Posted by AceLion

Granted, but you didn't have a helmet.
I wish uploading images wasn't broken.

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Granted, but now you have to get moderator approval.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but now you shall always be awoken by Bill Cosby's laugh.


I wish I could wake up in the morning with my makeup done already...

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Originally Posted by LainiexAri

Granted, but now you shall always be awoken by Bill Cosby's laugh.


I wish I could wake up in the morning with my makeup done already...

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Granted, the makeup makes you look like a professional clown.

I wish I could fluently speak Greek other than just having to speak a few sentences.

Granted. but then the language was no longer used

I wish my willpower was stronger.