King of the Hill (Game)(Prizes)

I took ZepeuS to a pop concert, where he got an unending migraine and became unable to run the hill.

Therefore, I AM THE KING.

Stabbed Dom with a pencil that ZepeuS dropped.
Violence isn't the answer but Surveillance is -jp

Surrounds hill with a highly secured wall + electric fences.
I AM THE KING OF THE HILL

I climbed the wall and buried JP alive.

I am the King.

I summoned the hounds of Satan who devoured all his foes.
I now control the army of the undead and feast on the lost souls of
humans.

I am the king if the world.

I walk up to Terry and give him a firm look and tell him, "Get. Off. My. Hill." He gets very scared and runs off.

The King is I.

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Originally Posted by Mikey Zanereth

I walk up to Terry and give him a firm look and tell him, "Get. Off. My. Hill." He gets very scared and runs off.

The King is I.

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You forgot my hounds of Satan, who burnt your soul.
Then I came back, I'm the king if the Mountain.

I made Kyle Lucero drag me to the top of the hill so I could use my Tec-9 on Terry and Mikey, and then I enslaved Kyle.

I am the King.

I ordered a nuclear strike on the hill, destroying everyone on it.
:) game over.

I found a new hill.
see what I did there?

I AM THE KING OF THE HILL

I established a new religion, known as "Hill", and I became the prophet. In doing so, JP bowed down to me and pledged allegiance to me as the King, saying "Long live King Dom."

I am the King of the hill.

Luckily for me I was in the hill for a long time.Before Terry had ordered a nuclear strike I reversed all of the pilots orders,And hacked the system.Instead the pilots went to go bomb Terry....Terry died..

I climb back up the hill and build a giant river all around the hill.On top of the hill are navy seal team commandos.

I'M KING OF THE HILL

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Originally Posted by Kriole

Luckily for me I was in the hill for a long time.Before Terry had ordered a nuclear strike I reversed all of the pilots orders,And hacked the system.Instead the pilots went to go bomb Terry....Terry died..

I climb back up the hill and build a giant river all around the hill.On top of the hill are navy seal team commandos.

I'M KING OF THE HILL

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But Terry had eaten a green mushroom just before!
+1Life
Terry then went to the planet of Dagoba and trained with tech ancient Master Yoda to learn the force.
I now, wield a double sided saber! I come back to the hill, I kill Kriole and all his lives so...

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PLEASE NOTE YOU CANNOT COME BACK TO LIFE OR CLAIM THE PRIZE AS YOUR OWN COUGH.

I am the king of the universe.

I called the police on Terry for eating a green mushroom, in which he was then taken to court and prosecuted for drug possession, sentencing him to some years in prison, making him ineligible to rule the hill.

I am the King.

Before Terry killed me I was in Lego dimension. I built a time machine within 2 seconds I went back in time and assinated the Nintendo company. MARIO doesn't exist anymore. AFTER I came back to present time and pepper sprayed Terry before he went to jail.Terry is now blind also...

With Dom.I get my confusing gas and get com to go to a different dimension. Dom is now 100,000,000 light years away from the hill.He is abandoned on a small debris rock in space. He runs out of air and passes out.

I'm King Of The Hill

*Shouts out Im the King*

Im the King now.

Throws a dolphin to the Indian Ocean having Zep follow it to save it.

I claim the hill.

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Originally Posted by Kendrick

Throws a dolphin to the Indian Ocean having Zep follow it to save it.

I claim the hill.

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Dang it!

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Waiiit, dolphins can swim, no need to save it!

Im still the king

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Originally Posted by ZepeuS

Dang it!

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Waiiit, dolphins can swim, no need to save it!

Im still the king

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I slather myself in honey and tackle ZepeuS. In midst of the commotion, Kendrick steps in to bring about peace.

Kendrick is king of the hill!

I use my godly powers and incinerate Kendrick
Now im king of the hill

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I build a wall surrounding the hill that can only be destroyed by people with 1k posts and above

I jump over Froz's wall, become a better conspiracy theorist than him, and then run him out of the conspiracy business, and off of the hill.

I am the king.

I control a series of man-made robots that obey my every command. I take out Dom easily, and claim my spot on the hill.

I then set up a forcefield around the hill able to withstand anything, and I mean anything at all. I also have my robots to guard me and protect me.

Technology is wonderful.

Luckily for me about 10 miles from the hill,I spot a force field energy box,I had a cup of water in my hand and destroy the energy box,Yup.I just dumped a cup full of water all over it.Technology has its weaknesses...Later i get to mikey and tells him theres a Best Buy on the bottom of the hill,He goes down and he stays at Best Buy for 5 years playing with technology

Im King of the hill...

I grab a stool,And just sit on top of the hill,Knowing im going to get kicked off again.

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Originally Posted by Kriole

Luckily for me about 10 miles from the hill,I spot a force field energy box,I had a cup of water in my hand and destroy the energy box,Yup.I just dumped a cup full of water all over it.Technology has its weaknesses...Later i get to mikey and tells him theres a Best Buy on the bottom of the hill,He goes down and he stays at Best Buy for 5 years playing with technology

Im King of the hill...

I grab a stool,And just sit on top of the hill,Knowing im going to get kicked off again.

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I push you off the stool, grab it and whack it on your head.
Concluding to you falling off the hill.
:D I'm the king of the mountain.

I bought the hill from Terry.

I AM THE KING, and the owner, OF THE HILL!

I stab dom and while hes lying on the ground I erase the hill from existance
Now no one can be the king

Snk jails Froz for deleting the hill (tampering with game files), so Snk places the hill back down and awards it to me.

I'm the king.

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I fall off the hill then climb back up.

I'm still the king!

I hack graal i ban snk and ban everyone and I replace the hill with a mountain
I put a flag of my face on it onto of the mountain

IM KING OF THE MOUNTAIN

I place a barrier that only allows people with 500 post and above to cross

I accidentally BUMP into Froz's mountain and he falls off, making me the new king of the hill.

I am confident that nobody would dare step towards me, the great Tim.

Tim got too confident about his accomplishment,
he went unconcious into a comma for 2 months. He later wakes up in a hospital.

Tim: *cough* "Docto-r, Where-e am I?, Who did this?" *cough*.

Doctor:"Mercy west hospital, Tim I'm sorry to say this but, Jp has tooken over your hill."

Tim: "Legends never die!" "No regrets"

Jp: *trys not to laugh* "Once again, Jp stands as I AM THE KING OF THE HILL" *raises sword*

*Brings an army of Dolphins and a wild rabbit Im trying to catch*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Im the king now c:

ZepeuS, do you like sharks? You're dolphins will,
I'm guessing yes...*Levitates and summons Sharks*
I AM THE KING OF THE HILL

I gas Dom and take the hill for Germany.

I am the Führer!!

Hitler shot himself, i am king.

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Originally Posted by MrLondonuts

Hitler shot himself, i am king.

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London was busy editing a video.
I am king.

I threw my computer at Terry and knocked him at the hill (I threw it at him since I was watching London's piece of crap video and was disgusted with all aspects of it).

I am the Führer.

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Originally Posted by Adolf Hitler

I threw my computer at Terry and knocked him at the hill (I threw it at him since I was watching London's piece of crap video and was disgusted with all aspects of it).

I am the Führer.

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Hītler killed himself

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again

Yay, I'm the Führer of the German armies!?

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Originally Posted by ItzTerry

Hītler killed himself

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again

Yay, I'm the Führer of the German armies!?

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Claims the title King of the hill!

Since ItzTerry is busy with führing out the Germans.

Since AceFighter is hungry and tired on the hill I tell him that there is a potluck at the bottom of the hill, he didn't know he had to contribute a dish so he died of starvation

I'm King Of The Hill

i stole krioles graphics and put them on a website, kriole runs away crying saying STOLEN.

i am the queen of the hill :3

*Shuts off your wifi*

I'm the king ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).