Luckily for me I was in the hill for a long time.Before Terry had ordered a nuclear strike I reversed all of the pilots orders,And hacked the system.Instead the pilots went to go bomb Terry....Terry died..
I climb back up the hill and build a giant river all around the hill.On top of the hill are navy seal team commandos.
I'M KING OF THE HILL
Since 2012
But Terry had eaten a green mushroom just before!Originally Posted by Kriole
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Terry then went to the planet of Dagoba and trained with tech ancient Master Yoda to learn the force.
I now, wield a double sided saber! I come back to the hill, I kill Kriole and all his lives so...Spoiler
I am the king of the universe.
Ex Player Relations, Ex Newspaper Team
I called the police on Terry for eating a green mushroom, in which he was then taken to court and prosecuted for drug possession, sentencing him to some years in prison, making him ineligible to rule the hill.
I am the King.
Before Terry killed me I was in Lego dimension. I built a time machine within 2 seconds I went back in time and assinated the Nintendo company. MARIO doesn't exist anymore. AFTER I came back to present time and pepper sprayed Terry before he went to jail.Terry is now blind also...
With Dom.I get my confusing gas and get com to go to a different dimension. Dom is now 100,000,000 light years away from the hill.He is abandoned on a small debris rock in space. He runs out of air and passes out.
I'm King Of The Hill
Since 2012
*Shouts out Im the King*
Im the King now.
Throws a dolphin to the Indian Ocean having Zep follow it to save it.
I claim the hill.
Computer Science major? I don't know. What's GS2?日本語が少し出来ます。でも、「Weeb? ??じゃないですよ！
Dang it!
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Waiiit, dolphins can swim, no need to save it!
Im still the king
I slather myself in honey and tackle ZepeuS. In midst of the commotion, Kendrick steps in to bring about peace.
Kendrick is king of the hill!
"'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.
He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.
'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"
I use my godly powers and incinerate Kendrick
Now im king of the hill
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I build a wall surrounding the hill that can only be destroyed by people with 1k posts and above
I jump over Froz's wall, become a better conspiracy theorist than him, and then run him out of the conspiracy business, and off of the hill.
I am the king.
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