Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but you don't know how to use them.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but all of them became extinct

I wish I mastered the most advance technology in the world

Granted. But it will be the most advanced technology in a world without technology.

I wish I had a wish for my wish.

Granted but there was no one to grant the wish.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but everybody died and you became lonely.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But it only worked on a plane.

I wish I was lucky.

Unfotunately you stepped on a spike fifty-two times, a snake bit you, your iPad fell off the mountain,
you were banned from Era and you accidentally killed a shiny Pokemon.

I wish I was good at gfx.

Granted but you have no tools to make them.

I wish that no one would post after me

Granted, but I just did. ;)

I wish I could be interviewed on a talk show

Granted, but you had nothing to talk about.

I wish I could be a maths wizz

Granted, but i didn't know the meaning of being a maths wizz and made you fail your math

i wish i would get good grades for my examination

Granted. but then the teachers lost your exam and gave you a 0.

i wish I could earn quick cash.

Granted. But its earned through drugs and trafficking.

I wish I speak to animals!

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Granted. But its earned through drugs and trafficking.

I wish I speak to animals!

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Granted, but you can only talk to Gazelles and they're too afraid of you to go near you.

I wish people would be smarter.

Granted, but there were no good jobs left cause the smart people took it all

I wish i could shape shift

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Granted, but there were no good jobs left cause the smart people took it all

I wish i could shape shift

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Granted; but you can only become an empty bottle of ginger ale.

I wish my bed was bigger.

Granted, but it's made out of a huge rock.

I wish I knew how to sword fight.

Granted, but you were bad at it and had all limbs severed during a friendly spar.

I wish I wasn't delicious.

Granted, but humans palate was destroyed so we ate you anyways

I wish I could travel the world

Granted. But its in an old rusty Cessna.

I wish I was a CEO.

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Granted. But its in an old rusty Cessna.

I wish I was a CEO.

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Granted, but you're the CEO of a company that produces nothing but renaissance armor helmets for teenage boys aged 12-13.

I wish my room wasn't so messy.

Granted, but now you have no room

I wish I continued excising

granted. nut you kept gaining weight

I WISH i could get unlimited wifi where ever i went

Granted, but it's super super super slow.
I wish for christmas to happen early.

granted. but it delays next years xmas

i wish i could travel through space

Granted, but you didn't have a helmet.
I wish uploading images wasn't broken.

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Granted, but you didn't have a helmet.
I wish uploading images wasn't broken.

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Granted, but now you have to get moderator approval.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but now you shall always be awoken by Bill Cosby's laugh.


I wish I could wake up in the morning with my makeup done already...

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Originally Posted by LainiexAri

Granted, but now you shall always be awoken by Bill Cosby's laugh.


I wish I could wake up in the morning with my makeup done already...

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Granted, the makeup makes you look like a professional clown.

I wish I could fluently speak Greek other than just having to speak a few sentences.

Granted. but then the language was no longer used

I wish my willpower was stronger.

Granted. But people think you're full of yourself.

I wish I had a money press.

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Granted. But people think you're full of yourself.

I wish I had a money press.

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Granted, but you can only press Zimbabwean dollars.
The exchange rate is $1 USD to S35,000,000,000,000,000. $ZD

I wish I had another cat.

Granted, however it shall also be part dog.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150827201437

I wish I had some In n Out burger right now.

Granted but it costs 10 times the normal price.

I wish it was snowing.

Granted. But its record snowfall all around your house.

I wish I never made the wrong choice

Granted, but people now hate you for being honest at the worst times.

I wish that America was great again.

Granted, but after just 5 minutes, it turned into chaos again.

I wish I could adopt a baby koala and kangaroo.

Granted. but they died

i wish everyone was nice

Granted, But every human being became too nice which lead to the extinction of the human race.

I wish I could cook x.x

Granted but you only knew how to make toast.

I wish I wasn't a nub T_T