Oh my, keep it a secret!
Dad, I heard mom say faster faster. Were you playing a driving game?
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Oh my, keep it a secret!
Dad, I heard mom say faster faster. Were you playing a driving game?
Yes, yes we were son. Your mother came in first...because I am quite the gentleman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, I have a bullet in my shoulder! Call the hospital!
im done xdQuote:
Originally Posted by kamiroo wolf
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf
(lmao)
*calls hospital and starts flirting with the speaker*
Dad, I think I was caught dancing in the shower by somebody looking through our window.
Son, I must say I am disappointed with your two-step and whip game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, mom says she isn't coming back!
It's ok, I had back-up sidechicks.
Dad, Ser banned me for hugging him!
You will find comfort in your cell, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, I found Ser dead in the dish washer this morning!
I heard from Jeni he's been actin a bit thirsty lately.
Dad, sounds like a bunch of HOOPLA!
Son, if you're here...who is watching the formula?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, why is gravy so nasty feeling but taste so delicious?
Because Grazy is exactly like Jesus' blood.
Dad, I skipped school to take a girl out to the mall.