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    Oh my, keep it a secret!

    Dad, I heard mom say faster faster. Were you playing a driving game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zegshock View Post
    Oh my, keep it a secret!

    Dad, I heard mom say faster faster. Were you playing a driving game?
    Yes, yes we were son. Your mother came in first...because I am quite the gentleman.

    Dad, I have a bullet in my shoulder! Call the hospital!
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kamiroo wolf View Post
    yes, yes we were son. Your mother came in first...because i am quite the gentleman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf View Post
    Yes, yes we were son. Your mother came in first...because I am quite the gentleman.

    Dad, I have a bullet in my shoulder! Call the hospital!

    (lmao)

    *calls hospital and starts flirting with the speaker*

    Dad, I think I was caught dancing in the shower by somebody looking through our window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zegshock View Post
    (lmao)

    *calls hospital and starts flirting with the speaker*

    Dad, I think I was caught dancing in the shower by somebody looking through our window.
    Son, I must say I am disappointed with your two-step and whip game.

    Dad, mom says she isn't coming back!
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    It's ok, I had back-up sidechicks.

    Dad, Ser banned me for hugging him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zegshock View Post
    It's ok, I had back-up sidechicks.

    Dad, Ser banned me for hugging him!
    You will find comfort in your cell, son.

    Dad, I found Ser dead in the dish washer this morning!
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    I heard from Jeni he's been actin a bit thirsty lately.

    Dad, sounds like a bunch of HOOPLA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zegshock View Post
    I heard from Jeni he's been actin a bit thirsty lately.

    Dad, sounds like a bunch of HOOPLA!
    Son, if you're here...who is watching the formula?

    Dad, why is gravy so nasty feeling but taste so delicious?
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    Because Grazy is exactly like Jesus' blood.

    Dad, I skipped school to take a girl out to the mall.

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