I'm just gonna keep posting items that appeal to me. :> 'coz this is fun.

Mhrmmm cough cough, I think I'd like to get this for my high school hallways.
Hello there! Buy this to terrorize the slow walking people in front of you! Now you can roll over their heads or run over them if you so please! (This is how I FEEL about slow walking people in front of me, oh my god, send help)
It's also $125,000.
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Can I have this? So I can actually work on shooting skills and uh - self defense? ;D *Thwang* *Thwang*
It's actually Daryl's crossbow from the walking dead so it's a geeky item, perfect for fighting against walkers.
$34.99
I wonder what actual crossbows cost.
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I could just sleep in the fresh open outside, whilst afloat.
No I did not post this to turn you on Zeg
Idk not really needed though xD
$78.49
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Wow, look how awesome this is... I would totally use it a lot. :0

It's $280,000 though. ;-;