I always wanted a dog without a tail!
Dad, i dropped the tv out of the window.
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I always wanted a dog without a tail!
Dad, i dropped the tv out of the window.
Looks like we'll go without Tv for awhile.
Dad, I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Ha i kissed her too. She's not half bad.
Dad i killed my wife by accident
That's okay son.
Dad, I'm gay.
I agree.
Dad I'm a dad.
No you should be a mom, ur a women :/
Dad i want to poop
You're a little too immature son.
Dad, I want people to stop playing this game.
Your right son, this game indeed is boring, and the community is running out of ideas.
Dad, I sold your watch yesterday,
Well you should've just asked me for money instead of selling it for money, son.
Dad, I had my first detention today.
Gud4u! I couldnt care less
Dad, I think I was the one responsible for 911...I framed Osama Bin Laden
Oh my, keep it a secret!
Dad, I heard mom say faster faster. Were you playing a driving game?
Yes, yes we were son. Your mother came in first...because I am quite the gentleman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, I have a bullet in my shoulder! Call the hospital!
im done xdQuote:
Originally Posted by kamiroo wolf
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf
(lmao)
*calls hospital and starts flirting with the speaker*
Dad, I think I was caught dancing in the shower by somebody looking through our window.
Son, I must say I am disappointed with your two-step and whip game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, mom says she isn't coming back!
It's ok, I had back-up sidechicks.
Dad, Ser banned me for hugging him!
You will find comfort in your cell, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, I found Ser dead in the dish washer this morning!
I heard from Jeni he's been actin a bit thirsty lately.
Dad, sounds like a bunch of HOOPLA!
Son, if you're here...who is watching the formula?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, why is gravy so nasty feeling but taste so delicious?
Because Grazy is exactly like Jesus' blood.
Dad, I skipped school to take a girl out to the mall.
Like father like son!
Dad, I ran over a grandma today...
Did you do it with the Reindeer?
Dad, I accidently drowned the fish.
Your mother shall be missed greatly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zegshock
Dad, I just got hacked on Graal Era!
The Staff can do nothing about it. Refer to section 43 in your terms and conditions booklet if you don't understand.
Dad, I'm a father now...
(Could have made something a bit more comical out of that but w/e =.=)Quote:
Originally Posted by olive6661
Son, I cannot tell a lie....that baby is mine. Not yours. I shall be hauled off to jail any minute.
Dad, Zegshock said he's gonna kill me with panther claws D;
This is off topic, but it WAS supposed to be comical... There is no booklet or section 43....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf
Ah ok...lol... (_(Quote:
Originally Posted by olive6661
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf
You better have some bear claws...or a Bar.
Dad, I mooned my teacher and got suspended for three days.
Did the same to my boss and got fired! Up top!
Dad I mooned my boss and got fired ;-;
But I am your boss....
Dad, mom made waffles and I spilled blue paint on it.
She said that wasn't funny and grounded me for a month. What was the joke?
Well, i will say that whenever you are old enough, hm?
Dad, i put the cat in the frying pan.
WE ARE NOT STEREOTYPICAL CHINESE PEOPLE!
Dad, are your eyebrows on fleek?
Just got them threaded at the mall
Dad, I tried white powder at my friends house.
I don't give a crap...
Dad, I what's that thing sticking out of your fly?
Why are we discussing this? You have one too.
Dad, what's osmosis?
I barely got my diploma
Dad, can I borrow $700?
If you pay me back 1000% interest then I'd be more than happy to! ;)
Dad...I have a to tell you something bad...last night, I saw mom............................on the phone...............................talking with..............................a "friend"..............................about....... ................................how............... ...........................she.................... .................was.............................. ..........gonna.................................BA KE COOKIES AND EAT THEM ALL BY HERSELF WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH US!!!!!!!!
Oh no! We better get her to give us some!
Dad, there was a tornado warning, but no tornado came our way.
That was Uncle Bob
Dad, can I join my local neo Nazi troop?
Son! You know we don't support such a disgusting monstrosity! GO AND JOIN THE REAL THING LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS DID!Quote:
Originally Posted by olive6661
Dad, they said my hair was black so I couldn't join. What about the Black Panthers?!