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    Like father like son!

    Dad, I ran over a grandma today...
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    Did you do it with the Reindeer?

    Dad, I accidently drowned the fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zegshock View Post
    Did you do it with the Reindeer?

    Dad, I accidently drowned the fish.
    Your mother shall be missed greatly.

    Dad, I just got hacked on Graal Era!
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    The Staff can do nothing about it. Refer to section 43 in your terms and conditions booklet if you don't understand.

    Dad, I'm a father now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by olive6661 View Post
    The Staff can do nothing about it. Refer to section 43 in your terms and conditions booklet if you don't understand.

    Dad, I'm a father now...
    (Could have made something a bit more comical out of that but w/e =.=)

    Son, I cannot tell a lie....that baby is mine. Not yours. I shall be hauled off to jail any minute.

    Dad, Zegshock said he's gonna kill me with panther claws D;
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf View Post
    (Could have made something a bit more comical out of that but w/e =.=)

    Son, I cannot tell a lie....that baby is mine. Not yours. I shall be hauled off to jail any minute.

    Dad, Zegshock said he's gonna kill me with panther claws D;
    This is off topic, but it WAS supposed to be comical... There is no booklet or section 43....
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    Quote Originally Posted by olive6661 View Post
    This is off topic, but it WAS supposed to be comical... There is no booklet or section 43....
    Ah ok...lol... (_(
    "'An old friend of ours dared me to try and play God...' Mak craned his neck, the advisors and guardsmen in his wake suddenly alert at their charge's blatant discontent.

    He stood with a confidence we had never known him to possess, the bright orange trim of his ivory sleeves dangling so far from the scrawny arms folded behind his back that we thought the robe adorning his body might blow away completely in the winds that whipped around us.

    'Little did they know I was born for the role.'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamiroo Wolf View Post
    (Could have made something a bit more comical out of that but w/e =.=)

    Son, I cannot tell a lie....that baby is mine. Not yours. I shall be hauled off to jail any minute.

    Dad, Zegshock said he's gonna kill me with panther claws D;

    You better have some bear claws...or a Bar.

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    Did the same to my boss and got fired! Up top!

    Dad I mooned my boss and got fired ;-;

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    But I am your boss....

    Dad, mom made waffles and I spilled blue paint on it.
    She said that wasn't funny and grounded me for a month. What was the joke?

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